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17. Female. New Jersey/New York
I go by the name of Rebecca
I like your face.
My eyeglasses salesperson referred to me as: Nerdy Chic...so let's go with that to describe me. Even though I'm more nerd than chic.

Fuck being a crazy cat lady, it’s all about being a crazy chinchilla lady.

2 days ago
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Favorite Movies The Sound of Music (1965)

You are the twelfth in a long line of governesses who have come here to look after my children since their mother died. I trust you will be an improvement on the last one. She stayed only two hours.

(via tately)

2 weeks ago
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gatsby:hey i just met you
gatsby:and this is crazy
gatsby:but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby:so call me maybe
1 day ago
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illbebetterwheniamable:

mrdreadful:

Chinchilla dust! It’s magical. 

OH MY I could watch this all day!

(Source: bb-forever, via greenpeniwrite)

2 days ago
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Tobias had attempted an entrance he hoped would enchant his daughter.

(Source: rowboatcop, via starkidobama)

6 days ago
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

(via ariellerlikespoop)

1 week ago
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visiblemonster:

could they have picked a creepier name for this color.

visiblemonster:

could they have picked a creepier name for this color.

(via gaydtr)

1 week ago
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